September 27, 3:00 AM
Felixburg
Felly: holy shit i just had the worst nightmare
seungtheman: lol
oldmanchan: omg are you okay?
Meanho: what was it about?
Felly: minho was in it
Meanho: EXCUSE ME FUCKER-?
dumbass: LMAO
savagefetus: lmao we are all having nightmares about minho now
Meanho: did i do anything in particular?
Felly: there was a pool and a ball i think...
Felly: OOH OOH I REMEMBER
Felly: I HIT YOU IN THE FACE BY ACCIDENT THEN YOU FRIED ME LIKE A CHICKEN TENDER
Meanho: that's it?
Felly: it was scary :(
oldmanchan: well, it wasn't real so go back to bed
pizzaslice: GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SO HELP ME-
savagefetus: okay let's just shut up and sleep
Meanho: IF I HEAR ONE SQUAWK COME OUT OF YOU KIDS BEFORE THE SUN IS UP IMA AIR FRY ALL OF YOU FUCKERS
Jisuck: yes daddy
Meanho: when did you even get here
Jisuck: idk
oldmanchan: GO TO SLEEP NOW
Jisuck: okay okay damn
3 mInUtEs lAtEr
Felly: OMG OMG OMG
seungtheman: whattt
Meanho: WHAT DID I SAY 🔪
dumbass: *screams*
Meanho: IMA MAKE SOME FRIED CHICKEN
savagefetus: no pls minho this isn't you 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Meanho: ....
Jisuck: 💀
pizzaslice: naw...
savagefetus: uwu
Felly: i had another nightmare!
Meanho: did i fry you?
Felly: no, this time hyunjin was in it!
dumbass: did i get fried
Felly: no, its even worse! you looked so crusty and ugly! the nightmare seemed so real!!
Jisuck: tbh he's always crusty and ugly
pizzaslice: says you
Jisuck: shut up trapezium
Felly: OMG HE'S STARING AT ME WITH HIS CRUSTY EYES
dumbass: felix.
Felly: huh?
Felly: WAIT OMG HE'S WAVING AT ME
dumbass: i'm the crusty dream hyunjin
dumbass: we're having a sleepover at my house
Felly: oh
Felly: i forgot about that
Jisuck: and people still call me stupid 💀
Meanho: everyone is stupid
savagefetus: :(
Meanho: aside from you
oldmanchan: and me? :D
Meanho: you're also stupid
Felly: no but like hyunjin why you actually look so crusty at night...
dumbass kicked Felly out of the chat
oldmanchan added Felly back to the chat
Felly: :(
sorry for not updating much, the end of the school year is coming and i have to study for lots of exams!
hope you liked this chapter, i promise ill make better ones in the future! :D
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
