November 28 8:30 AM
STRAYKIDS
ilovefelix: NARCISSTIC
ilovehyunjin: MY GOD I LOVE IT
ilovefelix: SEOREUL BICHUN BAM, AREUMDAUN KKAMAN
ilovehyunjin: NUNBICH DEO PPAJYEO GIPI
ilovefelix: NEON NAEUGERO NAN NEGERO
ilovehyunjin: SUM CHAMGO LOVE DIVE
savagefetus: OOH-OOH OOH-OOH
seungtheman: why are you always randomly breaking into song
ilovefelix: why are you always disrupting us
seungtheman: damn
Jisuck: OMG i cannot stop wheezing the craziest thing happened at the park yesterday
savagefetus: omg what happened
leeknow: you dont wanna know
oldmanchan: i do actually
ilovehyunjin: SPILL BESTIE
leeknow: basically me and jisung decided to hang out at the park, then this stupid little shit toddler pointed at us and asked if we're married
Jisuck: see lee know, we were made for each other and even the little kids know it <3
leeknow: shut up
Jisuck: OH OH OH and get this!
pizzaslice: omg what else?
Jisuck: the little dude walked up to lee know and asked him to carry him, which lee know did
Jisuck: then the kid gasped, patted his stomach and said 'Baby!' with no shame whatsoever
Jisuck: minho turned all red and embarrased and nearly dropped the kid. he even asked if i was the dad.
leeknow: you laughing your ass off was not helping the situation.
pizzaslice: damn bro
ilovefelix: this is why i love kids. they don't give a fuck about anything.
savagefetus: omg minho you're pregnant?!?!?!
leeknow: WHAT THE FUCK NO
seungtheman: damn bro you need a pickle sandwich for those pregnancy cravings?
leeknow: WHAT
oldmanchan: im a grandpa? wow my kids are growing up
seungtheman: you were already one to begin with
oldmanchan: oh
leeknow: THIS IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY
Jisuck: it was hilarious, you all should have been there
ilovefelix: this kinda is funny actually
leeknow: this is not funny!
leeknow: the kid was literally asking to read a book to the nonexistent baby!
Jisuck: wdym its my baby??
leeknow: No.
Jisuck: 💗
leeknow: youre insufferable
oldmanchan: *you're
seungtheman: stfu grandpa who are you, grammarly?
oldmanchan: I HATE GRAMMARLY AND THAT STUPID BITCH ADVERTISEMENT IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH RAGE I GET SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH MY COMPUTER AND FEED IT TO THE FUCKING WOLVES
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
