eat ur veggies

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November 3rd, 5:00 AM

Felixburg

Felly: TO YOU IN THE RAIN OF FATE'S ARROWS

savagefetus: TO THE BOUNDARY WITHIN ME FACING

Meanho: GIVENN OR TAKENN OHH

seungtheman: wth it is 6 in the morning why are you up this early?

oldmanchan: omg is that enhypen?

Meanho: nah it's txt

oldmanchan: wait really?

Meanho: no.

pizzaslice: omg slayy

savagefetus: ITS YOU AND ME IN THIS WORLD

Felly: AGAIN COME TO ME, TIE ME

savagefetus: IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE ME

Meanho: JUST COME KISS ME AND BITE MEE

Jisuck: yes daddy.

Meanho: when did you even get here

Jisuck: idk

seungtheman: tbh this is very bad for our brains, we should be sleeping

pizzaslice: literally hyunjin is the only one that sleeps in

Meanho: he sleeps until like 3 in the afternoon and shit

Felly: he's literally snoring rn he ain't waking up any time soon

Jisuck: bahahahah loser

oldmanchan: wait you sleep together? aww

Felly: duh he's my boyfriend

Meanho: omg so cute 🤩🤩🤩

savagefetus: i have a ship name hehehe

Felly: huh?

savagefetus: nvm

seungtheman: i feel like we're the type of people who complain about not getting enough sleep while simultaneously binge watching anime and k-dramas at 3 am

pizzaslice: just described me fr

Felly: i try to sleep, but then a new episode of my fav anime comes out then i end up staying up all night

oldmanchan: what's sleep?

Meanho: i always try to sleep in, but then a bunch of kids spam enhypen lyrics into a group chat

savagefetus: omg im so sorry for waking up 😔😔😔

Meanho: nah it's enhypen no need to apologize

Felly: we'll spam txt tomorrow

seungtheman: what's txt

Felly: bit-

3:01 PM

dumbass: good morning besties!

Felly: good morning! <3

dumbass: <33

seungtheman: hyunjin its past lunch time what the hell

dumbass: you all should now by now i need my beauty sleep

pizzaslice: beauty sleep my ass

Felly: hyunjin you look wonderful either way :)

dumbass: thank you felix!

Meanho: 🤩🤩🤩

Jisuck: this could be us but you playing

Meanho: shut up you still drink noodle juice

dumbass: anyways i had a nice dream where i dyed my hair

dumbass: should i dye it

Felly: i like the red but it's up to you

oldmanchan: what color? i bet i can give you tips.

seungtheman: chan you're bald, what tips can you give?

oldmanchan: OH NO DON'T START THIS AGAIN

seungtheman: you're wearing a wig though

pizzaslice: brings me back to the days when we bullied everyone for being bald

oldmanchan: you still bully me for being so old and 'bald'.

seungtheman: chan nice wig, what is it made of?

savagefetus: PARK JINYOUNG'S CHEST HAIR!!!

seungtheman: nice one jeongin!

dumbass: okay, chan is bald, blah blah blah

dumbass: now let's discuss my luscious locks

pizzaslice: boi this is chan's moment

Meanho: you're hair just a little sweaty ig

dumbass: NOOOO

oldmanchan: OKAYY hyunjin what color do you want to dye it?

dumbass: green

oldmanchan: ...

Meanho: ...

seungtheman: ...

Felly: hyunjin if you dye your hair green you're going to get renamed shrek or something even worse. just a warning.

savagefetus: but shrek is daddy though

Jisuck: wtf bro green is the shittiest color

hyunjin: why?

Jisuck: it's cursed

Jisuck: it's the color of satan's piss.

pizzaslice: what

Jisuck: it's the color of VOMIT, BROCCOLI, and other NASTY ASS things

Meanho: like the only reason why people say green means go is bc they tryna run away from it

oldmanchan: but isn't green everywhere? like veggies and trees and stuff

Felly: eat ur veggies kids tehe

savagefetus: no.

dumbass: i eat my veggies and i shall now dye my hair green!

Meanho: NOOO

oldmanchan: KEEP THE RED PLS

dumbass: okay okay fine ugh i'll keep the red

seungtheman: YAYYY

dumbass: tbhh i should actually get a a mohawk

seungtheman: BIT-

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enhypen slays








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