September 12, 9:00 AM
slaying the dayChangtrashbin: yall i need your opinions on something. be honest.
does my hair look good?
seungtheman: are you expecting compliments? bc you aint getting them.
Felly: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL BINNIE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOD
Meanho: our first face reveal was a fucking jumpscare. i'm scared the rest of yall will give me a heart attack
Jisuck: lmao your head is shaped like a dorito. daddy minho, don't you agree?
Meanho: fuck off, jisuck. and yes, he looks like a tortilla chip.
Seungtheman: plss it actually does
dumbass: #pizzaslice
Oldmanchan: be nice, kids. you look great changbin!
pizzaslice: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS I LOOK GOOD and who tf changed my name?
Felly: who am i a roach?
Jisuck: i changed the name tehe
Meanho: you are either a pizza slice or trash bin. one or the other.
savagemaknae: can you see with that hair?
pizzaslice: i wish i couldn't. i wouldn't have to look at y'alls ugly faces all the time.
dumbass: says the dorito chip.
pizzaslice: sleep with one eye open, fuckface.
savagemaknae: buddy the worst you can do is increase the size of your triangular disproportional face so mathematical formulas at school are harder.
Meanho: im so proud right now
pizzaslice: imagine still taking school
savagemaknae: imagine dropping out and ending up with a job at KFC.
Felly: HE NEEDS SOME MILKK
oldmanchan: kids this is not nice. we should all get along!
Seungtheman: aren't you dead, gramps?
dumbass: chan is dead.
oldmanchan: I. AM. NOT. DEAD.
Jisuck: yall hear something? bc i don't.
Seungtheman: ...
Felly: ...
Meanho: ...
savagemaknae: *caw caw*
dumbass: *aGgResSivE tWerKinG*
seungtheman: OMG GET IT AYE AYE AYE
Jisuck: AYE AYE AYE AYE
dumbass: YUH YUH YUH *twerks*
Felly: SING IT WITH ME MATES! FROM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
dumbass: ??? from the top make it drop ???
Seungtheman: get a bucket and a mop 😫
Jisuck: IM TALKING WAP WAP WAP
pizzaslice: MACARONI IN A POT
Meanho: macaroni? the fuck? we singing about mopping up macaroni?
dumbass: idk what they're talking about either.
oldmanchan: don't watch this jeongin. you're too innocent.
savagemaknae: why yall skipping lines? THATS SOME WET ASS POOSAY HUH
oldmanchan: b-but the b-baby o-omg
savagemaknae: im not a baby old man. and did you just stutter over text!?!?! weirdo.
oldmanchan: shush child. i was here on this earth like 4 years before you, so i know what to do with my life.
savagemaknae: go break a hip instead of talking to me you old geezer.
Felly: the child has all the sass we didn't know we needed.
savagemaknae: UwU
Meanho: lmao how the fuck did this conversation go from dorito man's disproportional triangular face, to chan reincarnating, then the wap, then back to chan being an old geezer.
Felly: because we slay obvi
Jisuck: poosay
Felly: POOSAY TIGHT POOSAY GOOD POOSAY FRESH
Seungtheman: ...felix how much time do you spend on tiktok?
am I the only one who can't unhear the domino remix? i swear tiktok ruined the song lmao
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language