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What a woke Animaru Kingudamu adaptation would look like

Yo what's up guys it's Mario and Sonic gamer and today I'm going to be doing something I haven't done before. For those who don't know I have a book series called Animaru Kingudamu a series about a woman who has a deep hatred for humanity but loves animals.

As interesting as it maybe I don't want my series to have an adoption mostly because of all the woke stuff shoved down in people's faces and thank God that my series isn't popular by the rest of the world. But wait what if it is? What if my series gets so popular that they decided to do a film adaptation of it.

For this chapter I'm going to be doing what I think Hollywood would do if they decided to adapt my books so without further a do let's get started. With the first book.

Let's start off with the casting: Despite Hollywood's claims or hiring "the best person for the job" when making adaptations they always cast someone who isn't white. So for the main character Animaru Kingudamu aka Alexa Yanshi they would race swap her and cast someone who is black even though my trivia (which brings in canon information) clearly stats that her skin color is white.

Despite this fact Hollywood would cast a black woman to play Animaru anyway for representation purposes. They would also race swap the Emilia Kennedy Firansoropii and cast a black woman to play her too even though she's clearly supposed to be white as stated in the trivia. They would also do the same with Lauren Kennedy and race swap her and make her Hispanic even though once again she was stated to be white in the trivia. They would race swap a chunk of other characters like Zach James, Sarai Daddario, Chris Joseph, Aubrey Bailey, General Smith Henderson, Eleanor, and Diamond Yanshi making all of them black, asian, and hispanic even once again the trivia stats that they're all white but the crew doesn't care because all they care about is diversity and representation rather than giving the fans what they actually want which is a adaptation that's truly faithful to the source material and a great story. The only people would Rachel Martinson, Austin Wheeler, and Dr. Austin Harold more on that later. The casting choices would receive major backlash from fans and the author (which is myself) for not listening to fans and the author, but in interviews though the cast and crew will go on to say that they're just racist and if they don't like it they are not welcome to watch it and have to leave.

The first teaser trailer would come out and it would get massively disliked to Hell clocking in at 5.9M dislikes and 980k likes. On top of that the ratio would continue as YouTube commenters would go to the comment section and troll them with posts like: "I love the part where Animaru says with great power comes great responsibility.", "The part where Emilia says I have the high ground is truly some of the best movie moments we have ever seen.", and "I love the part where Emilia says I never go back on my word that's my nindo my ninja way that was hype as Hell." The crew knew the first trailer would get ratioed so they turned off the comment section and to no one's surprise. Other trailers would come out and get disliked and trolled to Hell causing the same things to happen like with the first trailer turning off dislikes. People would also criticize the CGI and the fight scenes and look laughable.

In more interviews as the movie is person playing the main character would go on to say that they are updating the original and making Animaru more diverse and feminine making it so that she hates humans because of her skin and gender even though that's completely out of Animaru's character as she hated humans not because of her skin color and gender but because of all the cruel things humans have done over the years so it wouldn't make sense for her to hate humans simply because some of them hate her skin color or gender. They'll also make Emilia's boyfriend (and later husband) Austin Wheeler bisexual having him be interested in men and women despite the fact that none of my characters were never LGBTQ in the first place but if white people are going to exist in movies, tv shows, and other forms of media they'll have to be LGBTQ+ because again diversity > good storytelling. They would also make Rachel overweight despite the fact her and none of my characters were overweight or skinny to behind with and are just thin, but once again representation is more important than a good adaptation. And on top of that the only reason why Harold is still white is because white people are villains these days.

YouTubers like Ryan Kinel RK Outpost, Yellowflash2, YoungRippa59, Melonie Mac Go Boom, Geeks and Gamers, Derek Anderson - The D.A., ENDYMIONtv, and many more will call out the crew for being completely woke and disrespecting the source material and try to appease "modern audiences" and that the movie will lose a lot of money at the box office.

The movie releases and it got completely destroyed by fans and normal people as rotten tomatoes shows that critics have a score of 40% while fans 10%. As a result the movie lost 500 million dollars on a 900 million dollar budget, I would also call them out for disrespecting my book and ignoring my wishes. The filmmakers and cast and woke media said in interviews made excuses for why the film failed saying either the audience and myself are either racist, homophobic, fatphobic, hates women or they blame the pandemic even though movies like Creed 3 and Avatar 2 did well at the box office and not to mention diversity was not the only problem as the plotholes, breaking rules of the universe, and laughable CGI, fight scenes, and terrible acting are also part of the problem. They also assured everyone that book 2 Battle of the Yanshi Sisters is in development and will no disappoint but everyone that knows the current state of the entertainment industry all knows that it's a lie.

Thank you guys so much for reading if you're interested in my Animaru Kingudamu check out my reading list and you'll find them there and let me know if you want me do more parodies like this. Thanks so much and I will see you all next time. Peace.