The King of Heros (Godzilla x Ok K.O Harem)

Presenting Joe Cuppa

Rad, K.O, Godzilla, and Enid take their seats. (Title card appears)

Rad: I'm pretty surprised you convinced Mr. Gar to do this open mic show in the bodega, Enid.

Rad eats popcorn.

Enid: I may have also told him that he could get a tax break for supporting local artists. Aaaand see Carol smile *chuckles*

K.O: Well, I'm super excited for this open mic! What's an open mic?

RadIt's when people come up on stage and tell a bunch of jokes, you know, for comedy, or whatever.

K.O: Oh! What's jokes?

Enid: Well, K.O, a joke has two basic components, a set up and a punch line!
RadIt's basically when you expect one thing, and then a different result happens.

K.O:Oh!

Mr. Gar: If this doesn't bring in money, we're never doing it again. Please welcome to the stage our first comedian, Neil. [Walks offstage]

NeilSo, uh... What's the deal with girls, huh? So, I was talking to this girl at the grocery store.

[K.O laughs]

Rad: K.O, don't laugh at this stuff. It's so bad.

Godzilla: Pandora told me better jokes, and she's a Marsupial Kaiju.

K.O: But he told a joke! I'm supposed to laugh!

Enid: Jokes are supposed to be funny. Neil's not funny.

Neil: fuck you Plum Head

Enid: *throws a trash can at him*

K.O: Well then...what is funny?

Enid: Personally, I prefer physical comedy. Like me performing that Trash Can throw at him......does anyone have toothpaste

Rad: yesterday she craved Anchovies on pizza

Godzilla: I don't see anything wrong with that honestly.

Neil: All right, guys, thanks so much for your time. My merch table is at the back, and—

Mr. Gar: [Kicks Neil off the stage] Yeah, yeah. Uh, give a big round of applause for our next comedian, Joe Cuppa!

Rad: *gasps* The Joe Cuppa?!

Enid: Who the hell is Joe Cuppa? Is he good?

Rad: "Is he good?"! He's only the single greatest comedian of our time! [Joe Cuppa goes to the mic] Whoo! Yeah! Pay attention, K.O, this is all you need to know about what it means to be funny!

Joe Cuppa: Hey, folks, anyone order a hot cuppa me? Hey!

[Rad laughs]

Godzilla: *snickers*

K.O:Oh! *laughs* Get it, Enid? Coffee!

[Enid groans]

Enid: now I crave coffee and cheese pizza.

Joe Cuppa: But seriously, folks, it's not easy being a cup of coffee. I had a hot date last night, and when I say hot, I mean she burned her lips trying to kiss me! Ho!

[Rad, Godzilla, and K.O laughs while Enid is unimpressed and checks her watch]

Joe Cuppa: Oh! I can sense someone out in the audience isn't loving my act. Let me guess, you're thinking, "Bean there, done that"?

[K.O, Godzilla, and Rad laughs while Enid is angered]

Joe Cuppa: Hey! All right, you've been a brew-tiful crowd. [Waves] Good night!