[K.O. plays with his action figures Warlock and Chip Damage at the bodega.]
K.O: (mimics Warlock) End of the line, Chip Damage! You'll never stop my army of dust. (mimics Chip Damage) That's what you think because you didn't even notice -- Whoosh! -- that this mountain made of chocolate Chip Damage candy bars was here! (imitates munching) Now I have enough strength to...
Enid: (imitates Chip Damage) Hey, kids, it's me, your pal, Chippy, and you should eat my candy bars if you want to --[Chuckles] --
if you want to poop and fart uncontrollably.
[Laughs][K.O takes his Chip Damage figure back.]
K.O: How could you make Chip Damage say such things?
Enid: [Mockingly] Like this.
Godzilla: [snickers]
K.O: Enid.
Enid: Oh, come on. He's just so cheesy. I mean, doesn't his whole Mr.-Perfect-Hero deal make you sick?
K.O: No. I love him equally like all heros, I've got all his games, special limited-edition Pow Cards, his alarm clock, even his toilet seat cover.
Godzilla:
Enid: Ew.
K.O: And it's not just me. Every kid wants to grow up to be a great hero, just like him.
Enid: Yeah, and when they do finally grow up, they'll realize all those big-time cookie-cutter point heroes like Chip are actually a bunch of lame-o jerks. I'm just speaking from personal experience, you know? [Sits down and reads a Magazine] Anyway, you should leave those boxes alone. Rad will put them away when he starts his shift.
K.O: [Gasps] No! I want to do it.
Enid: Suit yourself.
K.O: [Straining] Where do they go?
Mr. Gar: In the back, the way, way, way back.
K.O: Sir, yes, sir. For justice!
[K.O zooms off.]
Mr. Gar: Enid, hold down the fort while I grab a snack with Rolan, okay?
Enid: Always and forever.
[At the way, way, way back, K.O is looking around.]
K.O: Hmm, This might be harder than I thought.
[Cooing]
[Back up front]
K.O: Psst. Enid, look what I found.
Enid: Ah! GLOOP!
[Enid punches it.]
K.O: Aah!
Enid: K.O, don't you remember what happened last time we messed with those things?
K.O: But this Gloop is kind. We can raise him to be a very gentle boy.
Godzilla: Nuh-uh, hell to the fuck no. Those things are messed up.
Enid: Go throw it in the trash. Wait. Even better [grabs a comically large hammer], let's smash it.
[Footsteps recede]
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The King of Heros (Godzilla x Ok K.O Harem)
FanfictionKaiju and Heros, what better combination can you think of?