Whannie: Okay, now let's get some food together.
Ash; Oh I already ate....
Whannie: Without me? (Gasps)
Ash: I'll bring you something, what do you want?
Whannie: (triggered) Loyalty.
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Diana: deep, hi.
Deep: I DON'T DO DRUGS!
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Jenna: why is cookie called cookie when it is not cooked but baked?
Ara: .....
Jenna: ....
Ara: Excuse me?
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Ash: So if Vision from Avengers destroys a phone....would it be considered murder in his case?
Diana: Did you watch Infinity War again?
Ash: (starts sobbing) yes....
Diana: change your coping mechanism.
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Deep: Did you know Kotone had braces as a kid?
Jenna: explains why her teeth is more straight than herself.
Kotone: (screaming in the corner)
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Deep: She says, she says she says she's from hawaii.
Ash: You know what's cute in Japanese?
Kotone: Kotone
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Diana: When I was little—
Deep: Jesus Christ was still in Mary's Womb.
Diana: ......
Deep: ....
Diana: You little bitch—
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Ash: Guys...Soobin say—
Ara: I don't care about what a man says.
(Five minutes later)
Jay: Ara I want to tell you something.
Ara: I'm all ears, love.
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Jenna: I have a skill and a weakness.
Whannie: What's the skill?
Jenna: I'm great at flirting
Whannie: and the weakness?
Jenna: you're beautiful eyes....
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Diana: You guys are telling me that you saw a ghost?
Maknae line: (nods)
Diana: and that it was not that weirdo right there? (Points at Ash who walked through the hall in her ghost face oensie.)
Maknae Line: (shakes head)
Diana: I need a vacation.
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Arin: What did you just call the pepper spray?
Diana: Male.....Male repellent....
Soobin: (steps away)
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Whannie : What an Angle (Staring at Ara)
Ash: You mean Angel?
Whannie: No, I was talking about her jawline but that aswell.
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Neptune: So you live in Japan, right?
Kotone: Listen, my family lives in Japan...I, however, live in the moment.
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Diana: I have a dad joke!
Hyungshik: For the love of God, I am the older one.
Diana: (ignores him) how would your brother ask you if you're sick?
Hyungshik: (sigh) how?
Diana: Hyung, sick?
Hyungshik: (tears contract papers and leaves the set)
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Deep: When I was reading the label i thought it said your name.
Ash: what does it say?
Deep: Ash of my grandmother, why are you of someone's grandmother-
Ash: from whose funeral did you pick that up, bitch?!
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Kotone: If we study hard and solve all the existing questions and invent everything to be invented, what will the next generation do?
Diana: so....did you pass the exam?
Kotone: No....?
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Jenna: I can't sleep
Ara: Come here, I'll sing you to sleep. (Hugs her)
Whannie: I can't sleep.
Ara: What do you want me to?? Close your eyes for you?
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A/n
As requested by jayjagiya . I tried my best, I'm bad when it comes to humour sometimes lmao.
Anyways. Choose one:
1)Dance-2win first chapter
3) fire on fire chapter2
( Both will be posted, but whatever you choose before the other.)
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