My Life With The Creepypastas

Jane and Ej 2

JANE: *walks into the music room* oh hey jerk face! ^_^

EJ: *was trying to play his guitar* ... what do you want now? and will you stop calling me that, b*tch

JANE: well im here to save little Ben from your horrid lack of musical abilities! ;3

BEN: *is paralyzed in a corner because of Ej's music*

EJ: -_-"

JANE: hehe... wanna go for a road trip???

EJ: you have a car?

JANE: not yet...

EJ: ok?

JANE: *sigh* just come on! *grabs Ej's arm then pulled him*

~IN THE CITY~

JANE AND EJ: *hidding behind a bush*

EJ: uh... what are we doing here?

JANE: to have fun! i usually do this stuffs with Sam... and i guess its cool to go have fun with you!

EJ: hmm... i am guessing this is a bad idea -_-

JANE: why you no fun Mr. "i think this is a bad idea"

EJ: cause you always get me in trouble -_-

JANE: bluh bluh! just come on! *run towards a parked car*

EJ: wait up! *followed her*

JANE: *trying to open the car's door with a ranch*

EJ: why are you doing this? where did you even get that ranch???

JANE: the answer to those question is, the world may never know :P

EJ: augh... if youre gonna open that door, at least do it right! *snatched her ranch and opened the door* see? very easy!

JANE: heh... not bad! *entered the car* but youre still a dummy

EJ: *rolled his eyes then sat on the shotgun*

JANE: now! *holds on the stearing wheel* lets get this baby on the road! *stepped on the gas*

EJ: holy crap! slow down!

JANE: ahahaha!!! *laughing like a maniac* BWAHAHAA!!!

EJ: oh god!!!

JANE: *steps on the brake then the car hits stop sign*

EJ: *flew as the car stops and hit (i blame science)*

JANE: hihi... and that is why you need to wear seat belts *wink*

EJ: uuh... uhhh... *gave her a traumatized face*

JANE: you ok dude? you seem kinda pale... like you saw a psycho infront of you...

*bah dum tsss....*

JANE: *looked around* did you hear that?

EJ: *shakes his head*

JANE: ok then... ^_^ *hops out of the car*

EJ: *slowly crawl out of the car* th-that was... too much

JANE: too much? hehe...

EJ: *finally stand up straight* o-ok... now i know why slendy never buy you a car

JANE: what do you mean? im an awesome driver!!! bwahahah

EJ: augh...

JANE: dont be like that...

EJ: ...

JANE: *sigh* how bout i help you pick up some chicks? *wiggle eyebrows up and down*

EJ: *blushed a little* i-i dont do that anymore! im done with girls! i mean... i dont look for girls...