Pretend Boyfriend

God, I hope you're satisfied

Nam2Seok smirk at Yoongi

"I will punch all three of y'all" Yoongi says calmly

"You act like the middle child or the oldest. I can't really tell" Luna says

Yoongi looks at her "Who?? Me??"

"Yup" Luna says with a smile

"Ah. Why can't you figure it out??"

"Because you act like Doctor Jin at times but you're calm and act like Doctor Hoseok. Even Doctor Namjoon and Cheif Jeon at times. I'm not really sure about Cheif Kim though. I haven't really interacted with him much" Luna rambles on

"Ah. I'm three months younger than Jin. But, yes, I do act older than I actually am because of how I was raised. All four of us do. I just act older than Jin because of reasons" Yoongi says

"Oh. Okay. Well, I'm glad everyone has you, Doctor Min" Luna says with a smile

"You do know that I'm not actually a doctor like everyone else, right??"

"I know. But, I like show you respect. Plus, it just sounds weird calling you Mr. Min or even Min--ssi with everyone else being called Doctor or Cheif" Luna says happily

"Oh. Okay. Thank you for the respect and consideration, Luna ah" Yoongi says calmly

"Of course" Luna says and her eyes drop to Yoongi's arms "Who are these little fellas??"

"Thunder and Lighting. The grey and black stripped cat is Thunder. The yellow and orange stripped chicken is Lighting" Yoongi says looking down at his arms

"Aww. That's so cute. Mr. Park"

Yoongi hums "He's younger than you. Same age as Tae. So, he's just Jimin ah"

Luna smiles widely "Thanks, Doctor!!"

Yoongi nods

"Jimin ah has great taste. Those two are perfect for each other. Dark and light. You can't have one without the other. Same as Thunder and Lighting. Thunder sounds frist then comes lighting. So, it's a really cool but dangerous pair. Both can destructive if it tried hard enough. But, lighting is destructive in a different way than thunder because everyone gets so obessed with trying to see the lighting and gets shocked. Thunder, however, isn't really seen but heard. It makes people scared because it's a loud booming sound at random periods of times. That being said, you can not have one without the other. Can I pet them??" Luna explains staring at the two stuffed animals the entire time

"Yeah. That's why they're named like that" Yoongi says looking at his arms and Jin rubs his back softly

"Can I pet them?? They look so soft" Luna asks happily

"You would have to ask Jiminnie" Yoongi says staring down the hallway where Jimin went

"Okay. Then, I will!! Thanks, Doctor"

Yoongi nods "Of course"

"Are you here for a check up or something??"