Pretend Boyfriend

But we dream in the dark for the most part

Yoongi holds out his hand and softly pulls Hobi up

"What's wrong, Seokie Seok??"

Hobi sighs and stands up getting dressed

"He triggered me"

"How??"

"Called me the wrong name. Granted he was just happy. But, he yelled it at me"

Yoongi hugs a fully dressed Hobi tightly and allows Hobi to cry on his shoulder while softly hugging him

Yoongi hugs him with the same strength until Hobi calms down fully and hugs him tightly then slowly pulls away

"Do you want me to talk to him??" Yoongi asks softly

Hobi shakes his head "No. I'm fine now. I just had an epsiode"

Yoongi nods scanning Hobi's body and then nodding to himself

"Okay, Seokie. As long as you're truly okay"

Hobi smiles at him and softly punches his right shoulder twice "He and I made a deal, remember??"

Yoongi nods again "Yeah. But if......"

Hobi quickly shakes his head "I'll be okay. I promise. Joon and Jin will, too. Besides, of anything happens; we all know you will protect us, take us away from the situation, take care of us until we truly feel better, and even talk on our behalves"

"Of course I will. I always have"

Hobi punches his right shoulder four times "Which is why we all love you"

Yoongi rolls his eyes and walks out the door and Hobi stomps after him going to the dinning room with everyone else

"YOONS!!" Hobi whines

"Fuck off"

"SAY IT BACK!!" Hobi whines

"Never"

"BUT YOONS!!"

"Shut it"

"SAY IT BACK!!"

"No. Leave me alone"

"NOT UNTIL YOU SAY IT BACK!!"

"I will never ever do that bull shit"

"YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN US!!"

"Never denied that"

"YOONS!!"

"Shut the fuck up"

Jin sighs "Babe, if he doesn't want to tell you he loves you; he doesn't have. You know how his mind works"

Hobi huffs and sits down next to Joon who puts a soft hand high on his tigh, tapping softly 'Later'

Hobi huffs again and grabs a peice of toast

"Hoseok" Yoongi warns sitting on Jimin's left