The phone barely rings before Yoongi's on it
"Someone's eager" Jin teases
"Shut up" Yoongi hisses putting the phone to his phone "What's up, babe??"
"RIGHT TAE!!" Jimin yells
"Oh!! Let me talk to him!!" Jin says trying to take the phone away
"Don't make me punch you. Again" Yoongi warns
"Fine. Talk to your baby" Jin teases
"I'm trying to. Leave me alone. Go sit over there. On the damn counter and don't pull a Joon" Yoongi hisses
Jin sighs and sits on the glass counter
"Go ahead, babe. Sorry" Yoongi says calmly
"They keep trying to go for the left one and not listening to me!!" Jimin whines and Yoongi hears a stomp and barely audible grunt
"You stepped on Bug's foot" Yoongi says
"How did you--" Jimin says but gets cut off by said person "He probably heard my grunt. All three of them can hear inaudible things"
"WHAT?!?!" Three people yell at once
"Guys. Shut up" Yoongi says and Jimin giggles "Okay. You're on speaker now"
"Can everyone hear me?? Jin, shut up"
"What?? I didn't even say anything!!" Jin yells
"But, I've met you" Yoongi says
"Speaker" Jin says patting the glass next to him
Yoongi huffs and slides on the counter putting his phone on speaker
"Hi!!" Jin beams
"Ear" Yoongi says
"Shut up" Jin says smacking Yoongi's thigh and Yoongi glares at him
"Babe!!" Hobi beams
"Hey, Jinnie!!" Joon beams
"Hey!!"
"Anyways, babe, what's happening??" Yoongi asks concerned
"They keep going for the left hoodie and not listening to me!!" Jimin whines
"Ah. I did leave the hoodie for Minnie. He and I are always on the left side of each other and it would just mean a lot to both of us if y'all just left it alone for Min alone. I know y'all got told about the presents and/or surprizes so please leave that hoodie alone" Yoongi says calmly
"Thank you, Yoonie!!" Jimin beams
"Of course, baby"
"Why couldn't you grab it anyways??" Jin asks
"Um......" Jimin says
Joon chuckles "Kinda got him literally against a wall, baby"
"Why?? Why??" Jin asks with a playful tone
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Pretend Boyfriend
FanfictionThis is a YoonMin AU that will most likely be a texting story as well and I really hope y'all like!! Yoongi and Jimin are strangers that run into each other one day at the bar because Jimin runs away from his absive ex 18+ Trigger warnings: Ment...
