Days later
*We see Naruto hard at work finishing his duties as the head of the Uzumaki clan, doing the paperworks. Naruto takes the ice pack out of his eye wincing slightly*
Naruto:stupid ass Tsunade I'm gonna get her back for this...
*Naruto muttered bitterly rubbing the black eye he got from Shizune. Shizune walked in and gave Naruto a cup of tea with a smile like nothing happened*
Shizune:how's the eye?
Naruto:stings like hell, why can't I just have Tsunade or someone from the medical corp heal me?
Shizune:because this is your punishment you'll heal the natural way
Naruto:come on it wasn't even my fault! How is it my fault that Jiraiya was being a child again?
Shizune:it's not but when you came back instead of going to finish the paperwork you went straight to eat some ramen
Naruto:sure blame a poor man for something he can't control loving ramen is in the Uzumaki DNA it's proven!
Shizune:hm sure. And calling me a son of a bitch? I do hope you have something better then blaming the Hokage
Naruto:but it's true!!
*Naruto whined, Shizune just sighed and kissed his cheek*
Shizune:sure honey, well at least you finally finished Come on you still owe me a date
Naruto:sweet let's....
Shizune:and if you take me to a ramen shop again I'll give you a second black eye
Naruto:. . .god you can be so mean
*Naruto pouted like a child making Shizune giggle softly*
Shizune:Naruto your stronger then me in every sense of the word I have to be mean to get you do to things now think long and hard about it
Naruto:didn't you say you wanted to try out that new fancy restaurant that opened up?
Shizune:aw you remembered~! And yes it's a pretty fancy spot so you'll have to change in to something more appropriate
Naruto:....what do you mean by appropriate?
Scene change
Naruto:god this tie is killing me
Shizune:oh stop it you look so handsome like that
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a self-taught shinobi (Under Editing)
Fanfictionnaruto is tired of his teachers teaching him nothing jiraya only taught him how to use the kyuubi Chakra, and Kakashi only ever showed him how to climb a tree with Chakra well no more naruto will train by himself he will not stay weak he will not wi...
