It was a beautiful morning in Mandela County, Wisconsin. That was a lie.
Everyone was peacefully sleeping....until Dave screamed very very loudly.
That's when the panic began. Can you believe that?
Beetlejuice: BABE!? What's wrong, honey!? What happened?!?
Dave: WELL DAMN, LOOK AT MY BELLY!
Dave threw back the blankets on the bed....AND HIS BELLY HAD ALREADY GOTTEN BIGGER?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?
Beetlejuice: OH SHIT!
Dave: WELL DAMN, I LOOK 4 MONTHS ALREADY!?
Barbara, running inside their room: DAVE!? BEETLE!? WHAT'S THE MATTER!?
Beetlejuice: BABS, LOOK AT DAVEY'S BELLY!!
Barbara looked over at Dave, and her eyes widened in her signature move.
Barbara: The baby is...ALREADY growing!?
Dave: YES!!!
Beetlejuice: WHAT DO WE DO!?
Adam ran through a wall, and covered his mouth with his hand in complete shock and surprise and confusion, and......uh. Yeah.
Adam: What on earth!? Was Dave always that pregnant!?
Barbara: No! The baby grew overnight!
Dave, sobbing: Well damn, I look 4 months!!!
Beetlejuice: WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
Barbara began pacing the floors, her other classic signature move, Adam watched his wife because he just thinks she looks oh so beautiful.
Barbara: Did the book say anything?!
Beetlejuice: Nuh-uh! I couldn't find anything in that damn thing!
Adam: We need Juno!
Dave: Well damn, who!?
Adam: Juno was our caseworker when we first died, she knows alot about this stuff
All of a sudden sudden, Delia and Chalres and Lydia ran into the room and stared at the male-pregnant man.
Delia: *scream* Dave, what happened!?
Dave: W-W-W-Well d-d-damn, I don't know! I just woke up and my belly is bigger!
Charles: What on earth!?
Lydia: *takes a photo*
Adam: I'm gonna go get Juno. she'll probably know what to do!
Adam swiftly turned with his legs and ran off to find some chalk, Charles followed after him. Idk why, I was getting dust out of my eyes.
I guess they're besties.
Dave was a classic nervous wreck, his sunglasses staring at his already swollen belly. He was used to being fat, but not this fat. Come on guys.
Barbara: Are you okay, Dave? Do you want us to get you anything?
Dave: Well damn, I-I guess some water would help my nerves
Barbara nodded, clapping her hands together.
Barbara: Delia and Lydia, come help me. Let's give the husbands some time.
The ladies squad walked out of the room, Beetlejuice turned himself to his bbg.
Beetlejuice: Davey, sweetie-pie-honey-lemon. Whatever is happening, it'll be okay. You hear me?? I love you so much and you are my favorite human I've ever met
Dave: I'm scared, Beetle...I can't believe the baby is already growing!
Beetlejuice: I know, bgg. But we're gonna get help and we're gonna be some kick-ass awesome dads. Okay bgg?
Dave: Beetlejuice?
Beetlejuice: Yuh?
Dave: I feel the baby moving......
