It was a beautiful day in Mandela County, Wisconsin. That was a l-
Oh...no, wait... It was a beautiful day in Mandela County, Wisconsin.
Woooow!!!!! What a plot twist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a beautiful day in Mandela County, Wisconsin.
The sun was beginning to rise in the blue sky- the sky isn't blue in the morning
Gosh dang it dam it fuckity fuck balls shit >:(
.......ya know, i sure hope this suddenly beautiful day in mandela county, wisconsin doesn't lead to a terrible unbalance in the universe.
............oH SHIT THEY CAN HEA-
It was a beautiful day in Mandela County, Wisconsin.
The sun was beginning to rise in the pink sky as the sun began to rise in the sky, where the sun is located.
Beetlejuice and Dave, the husbands in case you forgot because it's been a while, were in their bed together sleeping away like the sleepyheads they were.
Bros were EEPIN, ya know????
Well, they were eepin......until a loud ass car door slammed shut, scaring the husbands awake.
NOT COOL, CAR'S DRIVER!!!!!!!!!
Dave: W-W-Well damn, Beetle! What was that?
Beetlejuice sniffed the air.......idk why
Beetlejuice: If I'm thinkin' what I'm thinkin', which I certainly am thinkin'... It's Thursday
Dave: What happens Thursday?
Beetlejuice slowly turns to Dave, a look of fear and sacredness and anxiety and fear and worry and stress and horror and terror and dread. Yeah.
Beetlejuice: That means... J a n e comes
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VE-
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Dave stared with his shades at his husband as his husband stared with his eyes at his husband
Dave: Well damn, uh, who's Jane?
Beetlejuice: Oh yeah, you dunno. Jane Butterfield is this real estate lady who keeps tryin to tell Barbara to sell this big ol house because the house would be way better for a family, which is super offensive to Babs for reasons, but Barbara is good at tellin her off. I dunno why she dont leave since Delia and Charles own this house now but............. We dont like Jane
Dave: Well damn, she seems like a real piece of work
Beetle: she did a backflip when she seen me move in...... she might do two backflips if she sees you!
Beetlejuice floated out of bed and landed in front of the window to see what the devils was happening outside. Dave took an extra moment to get to see the comotion too, but it took him a moment cause he's pregnant with a big belly, in case you forgot.
Did you know Jane had a last name? I didn't... I MEAN I TOTALLY KNEW THAT BECAUSE I AM YOUR HOT AND SEXY NARRATOR WHO KNOWS EVERY-
Jane was walking her slow ass over to the door, seriously how the hell did it take her that long to get to the door? She should have been to the door by now????
Beetlejuice: Well, babe, do you wanna meet the woman?
Dave: Well damn, I guess
Beetlejuice VERY VERY EXTREMELY CAREFULLY AND CAUTIOUSLY picked up his preggo husband and made him way with he husband down the stairs of the basement basement to the basement then he made him way with he husband down the stairs of the basement to the living room
