In my Ugliness

🍒 Chapter 41🍒

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Chapter 41

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Word Foundation Church

🎶Chains are breaking for my sake, hey for my sake!🎶
The choristers yelled and jubilated playfully.

Bimbo walked away from the church speakers with an incoming call on her phone. "Hello" She said to the caller, "Good afternoon to the best sister in the whole world" "Ah.. That's the set up of life, set up ayeraye. That is a soundtrack to disappointment cause the number you're trying to dial is not reachable at the moment. So, whatever you're looking for, just know in advance that you won't find it. Boya you should go and find your best sister and call her. Aunty Arike is still there, her number is available"

"Can't a sister call her elder sistter without her thinking she wants something?"

"That you are calling me, you're sounding like pe you're talking to your boyfriend. Oda Naa, let's hear you out, what do you want?" "Okay, it's something simple sis." She switched into a fake British accent and then back to Nigerian. "Can you invest into my life, Aunty Bimbs i need like 100 k in my life right now"

"Issokay, is that all you need, I need about 800k to renew my rent"

"Ha! Aunty Bimbo," She paused switching into a British accent, "It's not right to present your problem to people when they present theirs to you" "Very good, o tun lo british accent. What am I supposed to do?" "Grant me the request"

"When am not God, its only God that entertains one sided problem. We don't want to know boya something is disturbing God aha, our own is to ask and ask"

"Well we are all guilty one way or the other. Aunty mi, I need 100 k like very urgently"

"Ask God"

"But you said we should not ask God"

"I didn't say so.... Ashabi abi what's your name"

"Call me Ash, Ashley or Ashanty" She replied in a British accent, "Ash kor, you did not see ash Wednesday. Ashley KO, ashtray ni. Ashanti weldone! You I didn't get the memo you're from Ghana. We are mad in this our family sha" "In exception of me"

"So it's you that's using British accent to answer me that's okay like this. You that you've not smell or seen snow before"

"Wo Aunty mi, I need money"

"Look up to Jesus, he shall supply your needs. The bible says we should not trust in man but God, youarr trusting man, you don't know that man always disappoint"

"God uses man to bless man"

"Ṣe oju rẹ fọ ni (Are you blind?)...Do I look like man to you? I'm a woman Don't trust in man, put your trust in God"