hansol vernon chwe didn't realize that the dumb ugly spider that bit him wanted him to recreate that one scene from the comic book under his bed.
oops.
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a seventeen x spider-man au
contains seventeen characters.
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🕸️🕷️✧・゚: *🕷️✧・゚:*🕸️*:・゚✧🕷️*:・゚✧🕷️🕸️
"Tragedy. What else can I call it? What more need be said? The damage, the destruction, you saw it with your own eyes. When will people wake up and realize that everywhere Spider-Man goes, chaos and calamity ensue? Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin. And we, the innocents, are left to pick up the pieces."
-J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-man: No Way Home, 2021.
🕸️🕷️✧・゚: *🕷️✧・゚:*🕸️*:・゚✧🕷️*:・゚✧🕷️🕸️
"it feels really weird putting this on again."
vernon stared at himself in the mirror of mingyu's bathroom. it's been a while since he last put on the familiar green suit, but wonwoo and mingyu decided it would be good for him to get out there again.
"huh," vernon snickered to himself as he stared, something he hasn't done in a while, "i forgot how attractive i look in this suit, like-"
suddenly the bathroom door swung open, wonwoo's head poking into the room. "if you're done simping for yourself, we have a few crimes for you to stop, handsome."
vernon almost choked, feeling his face heat up. "e-excuse me?"
"hurry up!"
"ugh," vernon swung the bathroom door open, "i'm coming!"
vernon followed wonwoo down into the spidey hideout.
"so what-"
mingyu immediately interjected, spinning around to face the stairs in his swivel chair like some sort of supervillain (👀). "get out."
vernon stopped. "i-"
"no," mingyu stood up, "put on your mask and jump out of a window. what kind of crime fighter are you if you're still here in this basement? get out."
vernon raised his hands up defensively. "geez. okay. i get it. y'all want me out."
"yes."
vernon rolled his eyes playfully, putting on his mask before turning around and going back up the stairs. "screw you guys, honestly."
"we love you too!"
vernon jumped out of one of the windows of mingyu's house and began to swing.
he shot a web towards a nearby lamppost, but he missed.
and... then he almost faceplanted into the ground.
😀
vernon coughed. "ugh, i'm a little rusty."
"lmfao, i saw that."
vernon brushed off his suit. "how? i thought you were down in the hideout?"