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Y/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember...
[The episode begins at Bonnie's Mallow Tea Ceremony. She, Y/n, Finn, Jake, Lumpy Space Princess, and Hot Dog Princess are there.]
Finn: [bouncing:] Whoop! Huh?
Jake: [bouncing:] Whoop!
LSP: [floating:] Whoopiiieee...
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[Y/n is seen bouncing but for some reason the marshmallow under his is burned a bit.]
Y/n: I think my mallow is a bit burned.
Bonnie: Cheers, Lumpy Space Princess.
[Everyone cheers.]
Jake: Bouncing!
Finn: Princess, this tea party sucks in a big way! But thanks for the invite!
Bonnie: Oh, don't worry, Finn. The Mallow Tea Ceremony takes years to master.
Y/n: Yeah, it really does. But ya kinda forced me to learn this dumb ceremony.
Bonnie: That I did, that I did.
Y/n: Don't act so smug about it!
Finn: Princess! I think I just now mastered it! [Tea splashes in his face.] One more bounce. [Bounces down] Alright! [Hits the ground] Unh! Tea partying's hard, huh, Jake?
Jake: [Hits the ground] Oof! Yes!
LSP: What?! No way! It's super easy!
Finn: Lumpy Space Princess, you big faker! You're floating, not bouncing!
Y/n: You know, he's got a point.
LSP: Shut up Y/n! Fine. I'll prove it. [She stops floating] Huh? Ah! Oh, no! [Bounces down] Oh, snap! [She lands with her teeth on Jake's leg.]
Jake: AAAAAGH!
Y/n: Oh that's not good.
LSP: [Muffled:] Oh. Sorry I bit your leg.
Jake: You're still biting me!!
LSP: Oh, my gosh. Oh, right. Sorry.
Finn: Dude! Your leg!
Jake: This is... new. It's nothin' ominous, though. Just a bump.
Y/n: [bounces down and lands next to Jake] Uh, not exactly. It's the early stage of the lumps and that's usually well...
Finn: It's serious isn't it?
LSP: It just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy, on account of my bite. It's just like, um, y'know... werewolf rules? [Imitating a werewolf] Ar, rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr!
Finn: Oh, no! Y/n can you do something?
Y/n: Sorry, my body might be immune to it, but I can't heal it from other people. Something about anti-elements or something.
