(Y/n is basically going to replace Finn in this episode since this is kinda gonna hint ALOT to Y/n and Bonnie's past as lovers.)
[The episode begins with Ice King flying with Bonnie, cackling deviously.]
Y/n: Come on Ice King! This is getting real old!
Ice King: Huh?!
Y/n: Just unhand Bonnie dude, I ain't got time for this!
Ice King: Foolish interlopers! Zah! [Fires ice magic at Y/n]
[Y/n dodges and throws a ball of smoke at Ice King's eyes]
Ice King: Ee hee hee hee—OOH! [Gets hit by smokeball] MY EYESIGHT!
Y/n: Alright Jake, let's do the funny.
Jake: Gotcha Bro.
[Jake forms his posterior into Bonnie's shape while Y/n puts two rocks on it, representing her eyes. He replaces Bonnie with his posterior without Ice King noticing.]
Bonnie: Huh? Hee hee hee!
Y/n: If you think are so cool Ice King, then go ahead and kiss Bonnie..
Ice King: I will kiss her! I will! [To "princess"] Hold still. [Kisses Jake's posterior] Mwah!
Y/n: [laughs] You sure you don't need glasses? Cause that ain't Bonnie.
Ice King: What?! [Jake reforms his posterior.] EEEEGH!! [The other three laugh.] [Flying away] The hour is yours, but the day shall be mine! Just like you, Princess—MINE!
Bonnie: What a patoot. Thanks for saving the day yet again, boys.
Y/n: Anytime, Bonnie [She hugs him.] Aw Hugs are nice.[He hugs back and Jake raises his eyebrow, amused.]
Bonnie: I'm gonna throw you two a party. Meet at the Candy Kingdom—TONIGHT!
[The three cheer. "PARTY TIME" logo pops up and balloons fill up the screen to shift to the next scene. Y/n and Jake are walking to the Candy Castle through the Cotton Candy Forest.]
Y/n: It really sucks that Finn couldn't join us.
Jake: Well, he did have that important Hero Seminar to attend..
Y/n: Yeah, he's not going to have any fun though, those things are BORING as hell.
Jake: Heh. I bet you wish you were my butt.
Y/n: What the hell?!
I bet you wish you were my butt, because then the princess would... No, wait... I bet you wish you were the Ice King and the princess was my butt!
Y/n: [smirking] You do realize I've reached Tier 15 with her right?
Jake: YOU HAVE?!
Y/n: Oh hell yeah, me and Bonnie used to be in a threesome relationship with another girl but after.... the incident.... the two ladies drifted apart and I've been trying to mend it ever since.
Jake: That's rough buddy.
Y/n: Yeah, it really is... [thinking] I wonder how Marcy is doing these days, it's been a few years since our last time together.
[Hard cut to the Candy Castle]
Peppermint Butler: Hey, everybody. Y/n and Jake are here.
Jake: Who's ready to party?!
[The crowd seems focused on and gathered around something else. Y/n and Jake confusedly look at each other.]
Y/n: What's going on here?
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Immortals (Male Reader x Adventure Time) (Discontinued)
Fanfiction(THIS VERSION HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED GO CHECK OUT THE REWRITE AT https://www.wattpad.com/story/360223471-immortals-rekindled-male-reader-x-adventure-time) Y/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember...
