Chapter 9: When Wedding Bells Thaw

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[Music is heard in the Tree Fort where Jake is playing his viola and Finn is listening with a glazed expression and his mouth wide open. Y/n is vibing hard on the couch.]

Jake: [Looks up and stops playing] Are you okay, dude?

Finn: Yeah, why?

Jake: You look bored.

Y/n: Dude, I'm chilling so hard.

Finn: Are you high again?

Y/n: Yes...

Jake: Well good, because I'm about to kick it up a notch.

Y/n: DO IT!

Finn: Bring it!

[Jake starts playing again, and Finn's expression slowly turns to the same expression. Y/n just smiles and vibes. They then hear a knock at the door.]

Finn: [walks to the door, and hops on Jake] Who do you think it is?

Jake: Could be anybody. [stretches so that Finn can look out the window]

Y/n: Let me look it. [Ice King turns his head]

Ice King: Eee!

Y/n: Oh it's just the Ice King. Nothing to worry about. Now do any of you two want any of these gummies. Trust me, you'll feel like you are on Cloud 9.

Jake: The Ice King?!

Ice King: Think this is the right address, [takes note out of his beard] mmm is this, is this....

Finn: [bursting out door with a sword and kicks the Ice King down] Eiiiiaah!

Jake: Yeah! Kick his butt, dude!

Y/n: [now holding a bucket of popcorn.] Popcorn?

Jake: Sure.

Y/n: Damn this popcorn be BUSSIN!

[Finn attacks Ice King with his sword, but the Ice King uses his ice powers to hover in the air and fire ice at Finn.]

Finn: Eat my sword, Ice King! [throws his sword in the air and then throws it at the Ice King who uses his ice as a shield]

Finn: Aww.

Ice King: You can not defeat me, child!

Finn: I will, though! With a sweet kick! [throws himself in the air with his foot forward, but punches Ice king in the face at the last second] Psych! [The Ice King snuffs him with his beard and freezes his head then flings him on the ground.]

Jake: Whoo, hoo hoo!

Ice King: [his hand in a threatening position above Finn] Now I can kill you! Oh wait, wait, wait. I am so stupid! Silly Billy! I came by to tell you the good news!

Finn: What's the good news?

Ice King: I'm getting married... to someone who wants to marry me! 

[Finn and Jake both gasp]

Y/n:

[Y/n then proceeds to fall out the window and lands on the ground.]

Y/n: [getting up] HOLY CRAP! THAT NEWS IS SO SHOCKING IT MADE ME NO LONGER BAKED AS HELL!

Ice King: My betrothed is right over there! [waves to show them the Old Lady Princess, who is in a cart with some penguins] Hi, honey!

Old Lady Princess: Hey, cool guy.

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