[Episode starts in the Candy Kingdom. Finn and Jake are laughing while throwing bottles at a nearby wall. Y/n is "supervising" them with sunglasses on.]
Jake: Here, try throwing this one.
[Jake hands Finn a bottle. Finn throws the bottle. When it breaks, a purple vapor in a humanoid form appears and vanishes.]
Y/n: Yo boys, true this one. It's called Caturday Surprise. You'll love it.
[He tosses the bottle to Jake]
Finn: Throw it!
[Jake throws the bottle. Green, pink, and blue cats explode out of it. Both Finn and Jake start laughing while Y/n chuckles. They stop their laughter once they hear Bonnie.]
Bonnie: Yeah, go on, get out of here! [An unknown figure runs away from Bonnie who is standing at the entrance of the Candy Kingdom.] Unless you feel like a fist cookie, you better keep runnin'!
Finn: What the heck is goin' on?
Jake: I have no idea. But it's probably best to stay out of it.
Y/n: [thinking] Looks like the Duke of Nuts is after the pudding again...
Finn: Yeah. Hey, look. [Finn grabs a bottle shaped like a boomerang.] This one looks stupid. Let's see how it flies! [Finn throws the bottle. It misses the wall and flies away.] Aw, lame. [The bottle then turns around and flies back at them. It flies up and into a window of the Candy Castle.]
Y/n: Well crap-baskets.
Jake: Uh-oh...
[Camera shows window that was shattered.]
Princess Bubblegum: [yells] Duke of Nuts! [Princess Bubblegum looks out of the window. Her head is green and she is now bald.] What have you done?!
Duke of Nuts: Oh... [runs away]
Y/n: Hey uh Bonnie, you got a bit of-
Bonnie: [glaring at Y/n] Y/N SHUT UP OR SO HELP ME. I WILL CHOP OFF Y/N JR. RIGHT NOW.
Y/n: But wouldn't it just grow ba-
Bonnie: I WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT PERMANANT!
Y/n: Shutting up now...
Finn: Oh no! She thinks that nuts guy did it. We gotta go clear up what happened!
[Scene changes to inside the room with the shattered window. Dr. Ice Cream is putting a thick rubber suit on Bonnie.]
Dr. Ice Cream: Don't worry, my dear. I'll have you fixed up in no time!
Finn: Princess! [Finn and Jake run into the room.] Are you OK?
Princess Bubblegum: Yeah, I guess if green and bald is okay.
Y/n: No comment...
[Finn gasps as Jake starts to laugh. Finn looks at Jake annoyingly.]
Jake: [while laughing] Oh boy. I'm sorry! I can't stop now.
[Bonnie looks depressed from Jake's reaction. Y/n bonks Jake on the head hard.]
Y/n: [whispering to Jake] Listen if I lose Y/n Jr. because you laughed at her. So help me, Jake Jr. is going down with me. Understand?
Jake: Yes sir!
Dr. Ice Cream: My dear, not to worry! The medicine milk in this suit will have you healed lickety-split! In just five days you'll be back to your beautiful bubblegummy self.
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Immortals (Male Reader x Adventure Time) (Discontinued)
Fanfiction(THIS VERSION HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED GO CHECK OUT THE REWRITE AT https://www.wattpad.com/story/360223471-immortals-rekindled-male-reader-x-adventure-time) Y/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember...
