Immortals (Male Reader x Adventure Time) (Discontinued)

Chapter 7: City of Thieves

[Episode begin with Jake using his stretched legs to move through the Stock Woods.]

Jake: You're totally slow dude, speed up them gams.

[Finn comes behind Jake, walking on all fours, using shovels for stilts.]

Finn: Auh... I'm not used, uh... to running on all fours! Oahh!

Jake: Ready to admit it's harder than it looks?

Finn: I'll never admit anything to you. Hey where'd you go?

[Y/n then appears with his wings out as he floats in the air with his hands behind his head.]

Y/n: Look down Finn.

[Jake has shrunk down and stretches his leg to trip Finn's stilts]

Jake: Heh heh heh.

Finn: [falling] Whoa aoh oh! Umpf! Okay I admit it's, it's harder than I thought.

Y/n: Bout time.

Jake: Like you could do any better bro.

Y/n: Eh possibly but maybe later ain't feeling it right now.

[They all three laugh]

Jake: Actually you did pretty good! Hey check it out!

Finn: Whoa!

Jake: Looks like a giant dead turtle.

Y/n: Oh I recognize this.

Finn: I think it's some kind of city of...

Hag: [Moving out of her camouflage] Thieves! It's the City of Thieves! Be warned boy! All who enter the city are destined to be come thieves themselves! [laughs] Even you.

Finn: I would't become a thief lady! I'm a pretty good guy.

Jake: Yeah, get your glasses on grandma, this kid is pure. In fact he's about to help that little crying kid. [Penny is shown crying.]

Finn: [running to Penny] Oh, whoa!

Hag: Be warned!

Finn: Enough lady! [to Penny] Hey little girl, are you okay?

Penny: [falling back] Please, don't steal anything from me!

Finn: Whoa! We wouldn't do that. We're heroes.

Y/n: Okay they don't steal but I do.

Finn: WHAT?!

Y/n: Not in the way you think Finn, back when I was younger I stole from the rich to give to the poor like a modern day Robin Hood. Actually, my thieving skills were so good I was recruited to help save a place called Baldur's Gate. Man I miss Shadowheart and Karlach.

Jake: Who?

Y/n: A story for another time you two.

Jake: Anyway. [stretching his stomach to look like a face] We want to turn your frown all the way around. [twisting the face he made on his stomach]

Penny: Ahh! [continues crying]

Y/n: Damn, was it that scary?

Finn: [nudging him] Jake!

Jake: I'll face the other way, but I'm gonna keep doing this.

Y/n: Have fun Jake.

Jake: I will.

Finn: So what's wrong?

Penny: Oh, it was terrible. I was trying to sell my flowers out here in the desert, when these two thieves came and stole my whole basket! Then ran into the city.