RESPONSES IF SOMEONE SAID HOMOPHOBIC SHIT TO YOU
HS = Homophobic shit
R = Response
HS: *To someone in a same sex relationship* who's the man/ woman in the relationship?
R: Imagine a pair of chopsticks. which one is the spoon?
HS: *To an asexual/ aroace person* do you reproduce like a plant? lololol
R: Are you afraid of homes? I'll have you know that you live in a home right now.
HS: *To a transgender/ non binary/ agender/ intersex person (So sorry if I missed any)* What's in your pants?
R: Your boyfriend/ girlfriend/ partner
HS: *To a shit ton of sexualities and gender identities* That's not a thing!
R: It's so fun knowing that I'm smarter than at least one asshole.
HS: *To a bisexual person* You're just greedy!
R: I mean yeah dude. I eat like sixteen pieces of bread a day
(Feel free to swap out bread with any other food you like)
Hope these help lol
