Here is one head cannon about every total drama contestant!
Alejandro: Heather and Duncan were his favourite contestants from the original two seasons.
Amy: Captain of her cheer squad.
Anne-Maria: She likes to look pretty because she really wants to get a boyfriend.
Axel: went on that one show Alone (really mediocre show) and won
B: He is selective mute
Beardo: He has a group of friends and they're all into sound effect stuff.
Beth: she has every scout badge
Blainley: she will glance at a boy band member, go 'you're hot' and start simping
Bowie: Was insecure about his sexuality for a while before the world was more accepting.
Brick: he would be the most respectful boyfriend in the world.
Bridgette: She got lost in the woods for hours as a kid, and that's why she's scared of being alone in the woods now.
Caleb: he's that one guy who does like, twelve extracurriculars
Cameron: he has a crap ton of allergies
Chase: he earns millions from videos, but is still almost broke from all his impulse buying
Chef: worked at a posh restaurant before working for Chris
Chris: you know how Geoff went from nice to a complete asshole when he got his own show? Same thing happened to Chris.
Cody: has started many many reddit communities
Courtney: poly relationship with Duncan and Gwen
Dakota: became a famous wrestler (after being mutated, obv)
Damien: good dancer
Dave: he gets bullied (deserved)
Dawn: she used her fame to get people to help the environment
DJ: he has a YouTube channel where he makes cooking videos with his mama
Duncan: works at a car fixing place
Ella: she got a job playing Disney princesses at Disney world
Emma: she has autophobia (fear of being alone) which is why she kept going back to Chase
Eva: her therapists need therapy
Ezekiel: plays the banjo
Geoff: really good at helping people loosen up and have fun
Gwen: moved to Paris for Art School
Harold: became a DJ/ beatboxer after TD
Heather: she hates her parents, and her parents hate her
Izzy: has a pet snake called Senor Fuzzy Mc'Fuzz-fuzz
Jasmine: ended up building her cage fighting school/ flower shop
Jo: sometimes goes to the gym with Lightning
Julia: fucking hates her parents
Justin: very insecure
Katie: separation anxiety
Leonard: lives in his mum's basement
LeShawna: teaches a dance class
Lightning: got dropped on the head a few times when he was a young lad
Lindsay: got cast in movies because of her looks, but she's actually a really good actress and singer
Max: insecure
Mike: has a YouTube channel where he spreads awareness about mental health
Millie: likes drawing
MK: likes adult animation, anime and horror themed shows and movies
Nichelle: theatre kid
Noah: got bumped up a few grades in school.
Owen: became a cooking show judge
Priya: doesn't get that her parents are abusing her
Raj: taught Bowie how to ice skate
Ripper: went on Hot Ones and fucking died
Rodney: really wants a girlfriend, but he does respect the word 'no'
Sadie: separation anxiety
Sam: twitch streamer
Sammy: wants to run either a pet store or a music store
Scarlett: her family is very conservative Christian, and absolutely despise her for being queer and atheist
Lauren: loves old black and white horror movies
Scott: his parents never really gave him any dating advice
Shawn: his zombie fear was caused by watching about ten zombie movies in a row when he was pretty young
Sierra: will write three paragraphs worth of disses to any comments shipping Cody with people other than her
Sky: always won at athletics carnivals at school
Staci: lies because she wants to seem interesting
Sugar: she's an embarrassment to her family
Topher: has his own little game show on YouTube
Trent: became a famous song writer and musician (Taylor Fucking Swift right here)
Tyler: was one of the few guys to see Lindsay as something other than a trophy girlfriend
Wayne: massive LGBTQIAP+ community supporter
Zee: throws amazing parties
Zoe: wants to be a fashion designer
(There are seventy td contestants not counting RR, holy shit.)
What should I do next RSF? Maybe another Q&A but with a theme? Idk.
