i woke up at noon after a late night at the club, saw a straight person on TV and quickly called the prime minister to cancel the show and execute the show's producers and writers.
Then I went out to get my starbucks and avocado on toast for $87.69
It was sunday, so I burned down a couple churches and said that every single christian person in the entire known universe was bigoted.
then when I drove to work I listened to my daily selection of Chappel Roan and Lady Gaga.
When I got to work, I was misgendered by my coworker Carl, so I got them fired in one short meeting. then I sat around scrolling gay dating apps while all of the straights did my work for me because they're treated as second class citizens.
I got bored after half an hour, so I claimed that my boss SAd me, was immediately believed by literally everyone and sued him for a trillion dollars and was not once asked what I was wearing or how I was acting.
then I went to a kindergarden and threatened to kill all the little girls playing mums with their dollies and told them that they were an embarrassment to their gender.
I cheated on my partner, got some estrogen supplements from a vending machine outside a 711 then complained about how hard my life was on twitter while I waited to get that abortion I had been excited for.
I went to the casino at 12am with my friends, got some new pronouns from a slot machine, fucked 58 people then went home to sleep for an hour before my daily satanist sacrifice at three am.
