hello everyone!
i have written a horror movie script.
enjoy.
Wise old grandpa: You know Billy, when I was a young lad, there was an evil demon that came back to murder peeps every year on all hallows eve
Protagonist: ok boomer
Wisp of black smoke: woo woooooooooooooooooo
Protagonist: mum, I saw a demon.
Protagonist's mum: no you didn't.
Child: I've died! I see heaven's light! It's... it's... the laser lights they use as gay clubs?
Audience: omg, I can't believe they killed a kid. so edgy.
Popular jock guy: welcome to my halloween party, where we got drugs, booze and sex.
Protagonist: amazing.
Pretty girl: sex?
Popular jock guy: yes.
Wisp of black smoke which is actually a demon: raaaaaa
Pretty girl: lemme just do the highest scream you will ever hear in your life.
Popular jock guy: blehhhhhhhhhhhh, we died.
Protagonist: omg, is everything ok? I came here alone to check on you in a room where there was a blood curdling scream.
Demon: raaaaaaaaaaa
Protagonist: omg, time to warn literally no one else and run for my life
Demon: I don't think so bitch.
Protagonist: haha, I dove out the window
Demon: haha, I spawned behind you
Protagonist: runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Demon: I'm walking very slowly, but like, in a scary way.
Protagonist: ahhhhhh, I tripped.
demon: getting closer bitch
Protagonist: ahhhhhh, I dropped my car keys.
Demon: almost there bitch
Protagonist: ahhhhhh, now my car won't start.
Demon: Instead of using my literal supernatural powers to blow this shit up, I'm just gonna bang my hands on the window
protagonist: haha, I escaped
protagonist's mum: there's no demon
protagonist: hoe, i saw it.
Police: nah, no demon. also, we suspect you for the murders. jail time bitch.
Protagonist: ugh, fine
Demon: SUP BITCH? LOOK AT THE TIME, ITS MURDER O'CLOCK
Protagonist: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- oh wait, it was just a dream.
Protagonist's girlfriend: my rich dad bailed you out.
Protagonist: thanks. anyways, there's a demon.
Protagonist's girlfriend: even with no proof, I believe you.
Protagonist: k, let's go investigate the house where the other peeps were fucking then got killed.
Protagonist's girlfriend: omg, it's so dark.
Protagonist: oh yeah, i didn't bring torches.
Protagonist's girlfriend: ahhhhh, I heard a noise
Cat: it was meeeeeeeeeeeee
Protagonist's girlfriend: Oh, ok. ahhhhhhhh, something's banging on the door.
Demon: raaaaaaaa
Protagonist: quick, run upstairs where there's literally no ways we can escape
Protagonist's girlfriend: lets hide under the bed
Protagonist: genius
Demon: kk, lemme just breathe super heavy and stomp around the room.
Protagonist: he don't see us
demon: ok, about to leave in three, two-
Protagonist's phone: ring ring mother fucker
demon: I see you bitches
Protagonist: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Protagonist's girlfriend: ahhhh, I tripped
Demon: ahhhh, I killed
Protagonist: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You were supposed to be the final giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
demon: haha, Imma fuck her in the underworld.
Protagonist: oH, SQUARE UP BITCH! THERE'S A GUN CONVENIENTLY CLOSE TO ME!
demon: oh no, my strength levels are super inconsistent and I can now hardly do shit to defend myself.
Protagonist: got my SMG, now I just gotta spray and pray. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Demon: blehhhhhhhhhh, because of the fact that I'm dying, I'm returning to my true form!
Protagonist: omg, my father?
Demon: luke, I am your father.
Protagonist: jesus, now I'm glad i shot you. see you in hell.
Demon: you! Cliche! Motherfucker!
Soooooooooooooooooo, shoulder I take it to hollywood?
