Ok, so, I saw Wish, and may I just say...
It's so fucking good!
Soooooo, I'm rating the characters, and the songs.
Characters
Asha
Our leading lady. Absolutely loved her.
Her character design was beautiful, and Ariana DeBose did such a good job voicing her.
Best quotes:
I'm so nervous i feel like I'm going to explode
The stars are there to guide us, to inspire us, to remind us to believe in possibility
I'm a star
Overall rating: 9.4/10
Magnifico
Low key one of my favourite Disney villains. I find his whole 'Hiiiii besties! so, you know how I do everything in my power to make you feel safe and happy? A simple THANK YOU would be lovely.' wildly relatable!
His song was amazing, and I love how his voice and body language changed as he slowly went crazy.
Best quotes:
Peep the name, I'm magnificent
Oh wait! I don't actually care.
(Sassy king)
So much for true love!
You really need to learn to give up.
Wow, the stars are out tonight! Oh! Except for you. You're trapped now, aren't you? Haha. You see, what can I say? I really, really don't like being BETRAYED!
Overall rating: 10/10
Valentino
He's a goat. I hate goats. But I love this guy. He does get a little annoying sometimes, but overall he's pretty cool
Best quotes:
your wings can't fly, but your voices can!
Ah! I'm talking! I'm talking! Who knew my voice would be this low?
My wish is for an utopia where all animals are equal. And wear clothes.
As my mother always says, if someone falls, LEAVE THEM!
It's not falling if you jump
Overall rating: 7.5/10
Star
HCDTHJB GZraJDSSSXxxGGD. THEYRE SO CUUUUUUUTE!
They remind me of the Warawara from Boy And The Heron
Best quote: *wears stunning pyjamas.*
Overall rating: 8/10
Amaya
Eh. Not much to say about her. Her character arc is literally just 'oh. My husband is a psychopath. I should probably leave him.'
Best quote: this is the thanks you deserve
Overall rating: 5/10
Dahlia
I love her 'mum of the group' thing. And that she always had cookies. I want to be her child.
Best quote: our sweet, butter cream frosting of a king
Overall rating: 8/10
Gabo
This man is my spirit animal. His whole 'everything you do is stupid' thing was hilarious. He was a breath of fresh air after dealing with all of Asha's optimism
