how I listen to music on the bus

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Here is me preparing to listen to music on the bus.


Ok, phone? Check.

Headphones? Check.

Headphones on? Check.

Headphones on at least sixty percent for this forty minute journey? check

Playlist selected last night ready? Check.

Songs in playlist queued up? check.

Songs in playlist queued up a second time because the playlist goes for less time than the bus trip? check.

Same couple songs queued up at least three times in a row each? check.

phone? Check.

Headphones? Check.

Headphones on? Check.

Headphones on at least sixty percent for this forty minute journey? check

Playlist selected last night ready? Check.

Songs in playlist queued up? check.

Songs in playlist queued up a second time because the playlist goes for less time than the bus trip? check.

Same couple songs queued up and least three times in a row each? check.

Now, are my headphones really turned on? check.

Wait, is my laptop in my bag? Oh yeah, it is.

Wait, what about my laptop charger? oh yeah, it is.

Ooh, what about my lunch and drink bottle? Mhm. they're in there.

Wait, did I remember to fill up my drink bottle? Oh yeah, it's full.

Wait, what was I doing? Oh right. Music.

Ok, time to hit play...

Oh, this is quiet. I'm gonna turn it up.

Wait, what if other people can hear it? I guess I'll turn it down.

Oh, now I can hear them screaming. Guess I'll turn it up a bit.

Everyone can here this I bet.

They're judging my music I bet.

I'm a terrible person to make them have to hear this.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

oh, we're at school.

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