Pickup line time bitches

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Presenting, mentally ill pickup lines!!!!!

Some are a bit 🌶️spicy🌶️

I hate myself.

Enjoy!

Are you intrusive thoughts? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Are you anxiety? Because you make my knees weak.

Are you my insomnia? Cause you make me do everything in my bed but sleep.

Are you a sensory overload? Because I bet you could make me scream.

Are you a mirror? Because every time I see you, I feel worse about my own appearance.



Now go, my mentally ill children! Go get dates, if that's what you're into!

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