Random bullshit

fell in love with an emo girl

Things to say if someone calls you emo...

UM, it's pronounced EMU

SPLIT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

I'm not sharing my monster energy, if that's what you're getting at

*bark*

Lemme guess, you wanna check my wrists?

Sorry, can we talk later? I need to go pierce my own ears and listen to Billie Eilish

It's almost like that's what I'm going for

Fuck off, I'm staring in the movie Finding Emo

You mean like Wednesday Addams? *wait for them to say yes...* yay, I'm hot

You want some monster energy?