People in supernatural horror movies:
"Oh my god, the spooky basement represented my daddy issues!"
"Oh my god, the demons were an allegory for my alcohol abuse!"
"Oh my god, the cannibals represented that people only care if their food is fancy!"
"Oh my god, the evil doll represented my childhood trauma!"
People in slasher movies:
"Oh fuck, a serial killer is going to serial kill us!"
"Oh my giddy aunt, a man from Texas with a chainsaw who is going to massacre us!"
"Oh dear, a guy who used to just stab people punched me so hard my head fell off!"
"Oh no, a bad CGI spider creature!"
