Okay, so my stepdad has this thing called Breakfast on the Farm that he does for 4-H every year. My siblings and I were supposed to go and help out, but unfortunately we all got sick. >.< So yeah.
Anyway, he left a list of all the ingredients they were going to be using today, and I was so shocked I HAD to write them here.
- 465 gallons of milk
- 1,000 lbs of sausage
- 180 boxes of pancake mix
- 264 gallons of ice cream
- 125 lbs of ham
- 54 gallons of applesauce
- 891 lbs of cheese
- 300 lbs of strawberries
- 104 lbs of butter
- 8 gallons of chocolate syrup
- 35 gallons fresh maple syrup
- 59 gallons orange juice
- 2 pallets bottled water
- 7.5 gallons coffee creamer
- 24 gallons cranberry juice, and
- 1,500 lbs of eggs.
1,500 pounds of eggs. POUNDS. Have you ever held an egg? It doesn't weigh that much right? Yeah. So imagine 1,500 pounds of them. Some chickens must've been on overdrive, just sayin.
And furthermore, 1,000 pounds of sausage? Holy. Freaking. Cow. Or, rather... Pig. Holy freaking pig. Can you imagine how much that is?
Part of me wants to feed a third world country.
So that's it, I just thought I'd share that freakishly enormous list with you all. You're welcome. (Provided you actually made it this far, lol)
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My Book of Insanity
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