My Book of Insanity

Legolas, Pippin and Gimli Walk Into a Bar...

Legolas, Gimli and Pippin walk into a bar. Each orders an ale. In each of the ales is placed a large fly. Must've been the special.

Legolas looked at the fly and hails the bartender. "There is a fly in my ale. Please bring me another ale."

Gimli spots the fly, tosses it out, and continues on drinking without another word.

Pippin glares at the fly, picks it up by the wings, and shakes it above the mug, shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out!"