My Book of Insanity

"Sneak"

Ok, so I totally had an AWESOME moment today. When my mom came into my room and saw, that instead of doing homework, I was doodling pictures of my dream wand and bow on my paper, she cried:

"What do you think you're doing, sneaky young lady?"

Ok, so I didn't know she was there, right? Right. So I jump out of my awesome swiveling chair, whirl around and cry,

"Sneak! Daughter sits here, solemnly swearing that she is up to no good, and mother says 'sneak.' Very nice mother we has, O yes, Precious, very nice."

Fortunately my mother had a good humor about her today and she throws her hands up, saying,

"Fine. I'm sorry. But what were you doing anyways?"

I glare at her and say softly, "Sneaking."

I know. I totally geeked out, but I don't care.