Me: "Hey Frodo! C'mere!"
Frodo: "For what?"
Me: *snickers* "You'll see, you'll see."
Frodo: *looks at me as though I've grown a third eye and walks toward the table, where I'm sitting with my lap top.*
Me: *gets out of chair and pushes him into it.* "Now sit here and stare at the screen. Try to see what's wrong with it."
Frodo: "Why?"
Me: "Oh for heaven's sake just do what you're told!" *rolls eyes*
Frodo: *stares at screen*
Ugly Creature That Looks Horribly Like Gollum: *jumps up onto screen* "Stupid hobbit! Ruins the Precioussss, YESSSS, YESSSS he did. We will stuff him into nassty fat hobbits taters, YESSSS we will precioussss, O YESSSS." *pops knuckles and cackles*
Frodo: *screams like a little girl and runs away sobbing.*
Me: "Okay, you might have taken that a bit far, Sam." *Gollum pops up from behind table*
Gollum: "Who says we is the fat hobbit? Kill them, kill them BOTH!" *runs forward brandishing a fish*
Me: *mimics Frodo and runs away screaming*
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My Book of Insanity
RandomEh, I'm bored. This is where I go nuts, and rant about stupid stuff. Enjoy, and I look forward to your comments!
