K, I'm bored and I'm gonna type whatever comes into my head.
Here goes nothing.Waiting for something interesting...
Still waiting...
Ummmmm...
I like peanut butter M&Ms. Uhhh...
Aaaand...
S'mores with Reeses Peanut Butter cups instead of chocolate...
And Oreos with peanut butter...
And pretzels with peanut butter...
Yeah, I'm hungry.
I like peanut butter.
You know what? Maybe I ought to do something different with this book.
How about this. You, as my reader, send me a question in the comments. Aaand, uhhh....We'll answer it! YESSSS Precious, we will. We shall answer it for them, YESSSS, O yes.
B-but, will they like that Precious? Will they? Or shall they be nassty little hobbitses?
O no, nice readers wouldn't dare be mean to us, no Precious, O no.
And you thought that about Master, yes you did. And what did he do? He trickses usss! And his stupid fat hobbit friend, O YESSSS. Kill them, KILL THEM BOTH!"
Shut up self. Now they probably won't post anything. Stupid self. Anyways, please PLEASE give this idea a shot, I'll answer ASAP!
Sincerely,
HalfABrandybuckPffff. Look at me, trying to be civil. HA!
You is stupid, YESSSS. Yes you is.
Shut up me.
No. I shall stuff your head with mashed taters, and feed you to the fat hobbit!
Wow. Aren't I a happy little ray of sunshine?
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My Book of Insanity
RandomEh, I'm bored. This is where I go nuts, and rant about stupid stuff. Enjoy, and I look forward to your comments!