Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Gollum.
Why did Gollum cross the road?
To eat the chicken.
Why did Pippin cross the road?
To get to the chicken before Gollum.
Why did Sam cross the road?
To make sure Pippin cooked the chicken first.
Why did Frodo cross the road?
Because the chicken was his guide.
Why did Merry cross the road?
Because the chicken was headed for the Green Dragon.
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My Book of Insanity
RandomEh, I'm bored. This is where I go nuts, and rant about stupid stuff. Enjoy, and I look forward to your comments!
