Has anybody else ever had someone hand you a paper about earthquakes, and they spelled the title "Earthquacks?"
I had that happen to me today. My siblings and I are homeschooled, (at least, until fall) so my younger sister wanted me to read her report on earthquakes. And I, being the sweet and endearing fifteen-year-old that I am, said;
"Earthquacks! What is an earthquack? Is it a gigantic duck that shakes the world with each step, snapping up helpless children in its merciless bill of death? OH NO!!! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO???"
Yup. Then I proceeded to run away, screaming "MURDEROUS DUCKS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
And because I'm such an amazing sister, I never made it past the title.
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My Book of Insanity
RandomEh, I'm bored. This is where I go nuts, and rant about stupid stuff. Enjoy, and I look forward to your comments!
