I Was Shot

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Well, will be shot. I am going to a doctors office to receive an influenza vaccine.

No! No! Take out the nassty hobbitses! They'll never takes us ALIVE!

Actually, I kind of look forward to this, because it gives me the opportune time to scream; "It freezes, it BITES! Nassty Elves twisted it!!!" to the nurse.

Wet her pantses she will, YESSSS Precious.

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