Spider-Woman Oneshots

YOU HAVE A GrOuPcHaT??(2)

Ok, so I don't remember when the last time I updated was. I have exams coming up and I am super duper stresses and track just ended and I swear I have plenty of excuses for why I haven't updated when I've had this chapter ready for like a month. I also forgot... so there's that. based on OoBooksAreLifeoO oneshot.

I was starving. I'd been patrolling for about 2 hours and all I could think about was how hungry I was. May worked hard at the hospital to pay for our food and rent but there was no way she could get enough money to pay for the amount of food I would need to stay healthy.

Sandman: Spideyyyyyy

What's up

Sandman: I'm bored.

I'm starving. Get over it

Shocker: Someone is pissy

Do any of yall have doordash?

Vulture: You're asking us to doordash you food?

Vulture: How hungry are you?

I haven't eaten in 46 consecutive hours

I'm fucking broke

Shocker: I got u spidey. Wya

Yk where delmar's is in queens?

Shocker: That place has the BEST sandwiches

I'm near there.

Vulture: I sent you mcdonalds

Shocker: I sent him wendys!

Sandman: I was going to send chinese food but I guess he doesnt need it.

I DO! Please!

Sandman: ok.

Vulture: Why haven't you eaten for 2 days?

I'm broke.

Vulture: Get a job???

I have three

Most of my money goes to rent

The rest goes to transportation or making sure my family has enough to eat

I saw someone pull up to the curb at Delmar's about 15 minutes later.

"Fuckin' Spiderman. Spiderman doesn't order doordash," The guy muttered.

I swung down and said, "Doordash?"

"Holy shit- I uh... here's your food..." the guy handed it to me quickly and drove off before I could say thank you.

I got Wendy's first.

Shocker: IN YOUR FACES

Goblin: Why are you feeding him?

Goblin: He put you in jail.

Sandman: bc he is hungry

Sandman: And i'm his bestie.

Shocker: I'm his bestie westy.

Vulture: I just don't want him to go hungry

I'm touched y'all.

Also gobby gobers is rich so he should be the one sending me food.

Electro: I'm sending you a whole ass pizza.

The second thing to get there was the McDonalds. The girl looked at me with a bit of respect as she said, "You hungry Spidey?"

"A bit. I got some people to send me food. It's getting a little out of hand."