➼𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓉𝓈 [𝟨] ✮

The morning show (Karlity) 💠

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠
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Hey guys
Yk it Kinda freaks my out when this paragraph is so short so....
Skibidi toilet rizz 🚽

Quackity:"-anyways folks,that's all we have for today,thank you karl for the weather and we will see you tonight! Make sure to tune in at 9:30PM,this broadcast,as always,has been brought to you by NYC daytime"
Quackity gave his signature 'wrap it up' nod to the camera before the bright red "LIVE" button turned off.
He sighed in relief and got up from his news desk.

Quackity fixed his suits collar as he walked to the snack station off camera,the whole crew started to disband.
"Hey"
Quackity looked next to him,he knew that 'hi' all too well.
He looked at Karl and tried his best to crack a smile after that stressful morning.
Karl was always a reason to smile atleast a little bit.
Ofcourse Karl looked happy,that was just kinda his vibe.

Karl:"you alright?"
Quackity:"yeah,just...stressful day.."
Karl:"smoke break?"
Quackity smiled and exhaled.
Quackity:"you know me too well.."
He picked up a banana and a cup of coffee before following Karl to the balcony outside.
It was slightly windy,and ofcourse the streets were loud.
They leaned against the railing.
Karl:"tell me about your morning"
Karl said before he got out his box of cigarettes.

Quackity:"well...I woke up late,had like 2 minutes to shower,my milk was expired,I couldn't find my keys so I had to get a taxi,
And that rain from yesterday left a fucking puddle right infront of my stop so OBVIOUSLY I fuckin stepped in it and got my shoes wet,and for SOME REASON Kathy did NOT bring in pastries so I couldn't even have a blueberry muffin for breakfast so I had to let them cake that dumb makeup on my face on an EMPTY stomach before reading from a stupid televisor for the 981 day in a row."

Karl nodded and held the cigarette infront of Quackitys mouth.
Karl:"that sucks...say 'Ahh!' "
Quackity opened his mouth and let Karl put the cigarette in.
Karl was already smoking his so he lit it for Quackity while Quackity cupped his hand infront of the flame.
Karl:"I had pancakes for breakfast...they were really good"
Quackity rolled his eyes.
Quackity:"I hate you.."
Karl smiled to himself and put the lighter back in his pocket.

Quackity:"so,heard anything new from the landlord?"
Karl shook his head.
Karl:"no..I didn't"
Quackity:"hm...man,fucking NYC man,why the hell did we move here?"
Karl:"probably because we both got well paying job offers and make like...5 figures"
Quackity:"mh.."
Quackity shrugged.
Karl looked down.

There were a few seconds of silence,other than the honking cars and rude pedestrians of New York.
Quackity:"...but you like it here,right?"
Karl nodded.
Karl:"yeah,I guess.."
Quackity looked at him.
Quackity:"so...you don't still wanna move back to Kentucky?"
Karl shrugged and put his hands in his pockets.
Karl:"it's a good job,man.."

Quackity:"I know but...you don't really..like New York?-"
Karl:"it's a good.job.Quackity."
Quackity:"i know! But..Kentucky?!-"
Karl:"you know,I am so sick and tired of you complaining about this,we have nice apartments and very well paying jobs! You literally make more than me so STOP fucking yapping about fucking Kentucky!"
Karl raised his voice,but Quackity didn't take too much offense.
Karl sighed and looked down.

Quackity took the cigarette out of his mouth and dropped it in his untouched coffee.
Quackity:"...you know your projecting,right?"
Karl looked down and stared at his feet.
Karl:"...whatever.."
Quackity:"it's just...I know you hate it here,
And you've been taking about being a reporter since college and now-"
Karl:"five-fucking-figures,Quackity...how many times am I gonna have to say it?"
They looked at each other.
Quackity:"...dude,they have news stations in Kentucky.."

Karl turned around and rested his arms on the railing.
Karl:"we'll see..."
Quackity slowly nodded.
He didn't wanna argue.
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"besides...we also used to hook up in college so...I think it might be time we stop listening to our past selves"
Quackity chuckled.
Quackity:"maybe your right.."