Dedicated to @AshtonIrwinizbae":) (ps. I choose randomly from box.) xx
Ashton
Can we just get one thing cleared and straight?
I dislike Kylie Venderross (I choose a random last name). Ever since grade school I could not stand this girl, not only was she the rudest, but she was always so nice to everyone but me.
And is rudest even a word? Fuck it, it's a word to me.
It's been five years since I last spoken to Kylie, or ever thought about her. I kind of thought she'd end up in jail or something for always opening her mouth.
Why am I thinking of her now? Well because just weeks away before my tour starts, mum is taking a few days off in the states with her lady friends and asked me to watch Harry and Lauren while she's away.
But since my mother thinks I need the extra hand she choose Kylie.
Group Message :
Luke: Ayeee! Party time!
Michael: Video game catch up? 😊
Calum: party time for luke is going to the park. I'm in!
Ashton: lads! Remember Kylie?
Calum: 😱😱😱
Michael: Venderross?!
Luke: Jenner?
Michael: not Kylie Jenner idiot
Calum: what about her? Isn't she in jail or something ...
Michael: haha. Funny, she was pretty badass tho
Ashton: she's going to be helping me babysit Harry and Lauren
Luke: Ha! Your mum can't trust you!!!
Calum: shut up Lucas your mum barley even trust you to turn the microwave on
Michael: HAHAHAHA
Luke: she thinks it's dangers fucker!
Ashton: Luke!
Luke: what?! I'm defending myself god dammit!
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Fanfiction** I think of these my own. Literally as I type I imagine it**
