Disconnected / h.s.

twelve

[ chapter twelve ♡ ]

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* THREE DAYS LATER *

Harry : good morning nata nata

lol nata nata is your name on my phone

wait

Are you awake

Psst

Wait it's like 2am there isnt it

oooor is it

okay sorry babe I'll let you sleep i just miss you

Me : fuck you

Harry : omg

I just unleashed the beast

Me : DAMN STRAIGHT YOU DID YOU WOKE ME UP AND IM ON MY MONTHLY HELL YOU SHIT HEAD

Wait stop no i love you

but wtf

Harry : aww i love you too

but go back to sleep im srry

Me : but i want to talk to you

Harry : lets talk about sex baby lets talk about you and me ;)))

Me : Let's talk about all the good things (((;

Harry : omg

Me : some1 needs to not be silly and calm their willy

Harry : my willy is perfectly calmed ty very much

Me : sure it is, ur willy be like free willy

you know dat whale movie ha ha

Harry : are you calling my dick a whale

Me : bitch i might be

Harry : omfg nATALIE

Me : you're a weirdo

Harry : what

Me : sTOP STEALING MY BEST FRIEND, BEST FRIEND STEALER

Harry : wait wat alex? omg

Me : i bet you thought you'd see the last of me

Harry : oh god give me natalie back

AND STOP QUOTING AHS

Me : get AWAY *sprays you with bitch be gone repellent*

Me : odhdha

W28djd

Harry : natalie what is going on

Nat

Me : harruwrrcm

Me : oK so alex is sleeping over and she woke up when she found me texting you lol and we just battled for my phone

But its me now i swear to the heavens

Harry : TELL HER YOU'RE MINE

Me : weeeell

Harry : what.

Me : she's my best bitch srry

Harry : WELL WHAT AM I