Harry : hi babyyy ♡
Me : hi cutie
Harry : oh god i dont have any pants on haha
Me : its cool LET THEM LEGS BREATHE
i was looking through your photos on instagram and damn son thOSE JEANS ARE SUFFOCATING
Harry : THEY ARENT TBH
Me : THEY ARE HOW DOES YOUR DICK BREATH, ITS SLOWLY DYING IN THERE I THINK
It screams at you daily saying, "NIGGA LET A NIGGA BREATHE
Harry : IM DEAD
Me : actually no, your blood circulation is though
Harry : you know what i noticed
Me : wat
Harry : that you're so used to insulting me
Me : its called being an honest girlfriend
Harry : frick you
Me : o
Harry : lol ;) ;) :)
Harry : and hey imy
Me : i miss you too haz
Harry : *hugs*
Me : im watching tarzan on disney channel rn
Harry : aw i love that movie
Me : you remind me of baby tarzan omg im gonna cry frick
Harry : IM NOT AN APE TODDLER
Me : you kind of are
Harry : fine if you say so
Me : oh god i actually adore tarzan sm iT MAKES ME MISS YOU MORE UGH
Harry : omg okay so the other day i was looking on this cool website right
Me : "cool" yeah sure
Harry : but it was a website full of tHESE HILARIOUS JOKES i was dead
Me : im dying inside
Harry : nat listen this one was my favourite
Me : im getting ready to cringe v hard
Proceed
Harry : what did Jay Z call Beyonce before they got married?
Feyonce lol get it
hHAHAHA
Me : my phone just literally fell on my face after reading that what even was that
Harry : oh please it wasnt that bad
Me : i just told my mom the joke and she laughed so hard
You have the humor of a fourty year old woman how does that feel
Harry : yoU ARE SUCH A BULLY
Me : but ily
Harry : this is clearly a love hate relationship *looks off into the sunset dramatically*
YOU ARE READING
Disconnected / h.s.
Fanfictionunknown : is this norma unknown : ?? Me : tf this is natalie who u be