Royal Pain in the Ass

Chapter XV

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Hey, sorry this is taking so long, my updates might be a little more spaced out with all that's going on in my life, it might go to once or twice a week, in exchage, i'll try to keep them long like this one :) Enjoy! And this is a song i listened to while writing, and I love it.

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Chapter XV: New Endeavours

Christine and I went back in and spent the remainder of the evening pretending as if nothing happened. I noticed Angelica and Ethan were gone, as well as my father and Millie. It looked like Lana and Chad had disappeared as well as Ian and Amelia. Christine brought me over to Fiore who gave me a knowing smile.

"Let's dance!" She took my hand and led me out to the dance floor. I couldn't help but laugh. Something about being around Fiore just put you in a better mood. "Ethan's a prick," she muttered after a little while as she spun me out and curled me back in. "So, for the rest of the night, to avoid other pricks like him, I am your date."

"What about your date?"

"Meh, he'll deal or he'll never see me again. It's really that simple. Besides, I owe you one anyway."

"How do you owe me one?"

"I let you get into so much trouble. I didn't even think. So I will scare off all, hold on,"

A cute blonde boy came up. "May I cut in?"

"No, go find your own girl. She's mine," Fiore snapped, pulling me up against her and wrapping a leg around my waist. "All mine."

I laughed at his stunned face as he stalked off. "That wasn't polite."

"I'm not known for being polite." Fiore gave me a devilish smirk.

"How do you get away with that?"

"Because they're afraid of me. They've figured out they can't stop me. Remember I use swords on the media, imagine what I do without cameras. Now, alcohol, I think we both could use a drink." With Fiore leading me around the dance floor and pouring wine down my throat I had a great time and couldn't help but laugh. She really was something else. She classified people into three categories, wankers, almost humans, and friends. I was pleased to know I was counted as a friend. It went along the lines of wanker, wanker, wanker, almost human, wanker, wanker, Christine, wanker, friend, and wanker.

At about three Xavier came up. "Lady Fiore, I must interrupt. I hate to say it, but it's time for me to steal Lady Juliet for the night.

"That's ridiculous, she's my date now, she can't leave before I do."

"Fiore, it's three in the morning. I have to take her, sorry."

"Juliet is my date, I will duel you for her."

Xavier took my hand from Fiore and gave her a stern look. "You may take her on another date soon. I promise, but the lady needs her rest. Come now, the sun will be up soon."

"I'm watching you," Fiore warned, motioning with her fingers from her eyes to point at Xavier but let him lead me away and to a waiting car.

"Did you have fun?" Xavier asked as he helped me inside.

"Yeah, I really did." I smiled. "I am so tired, come cuddle."

"What?"

"Come cuddle, I want a pillow!" I laughed. I was feeling the alcohol. What can I say, I'm a cuddly drunk. "I'm sleepy,"