**sa isang sikat na restaurant.. magkasamang kakain ang among lalaki at ang kanyang kasambahay**
waiter: may i have your order.. sir? maam?
among: yong whole chicken na lang.. ikaw inday anong sayo?
inday: i would like to partake of a dish sauteed pork and chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce and veggies, like carrots, cauliflowers and baguio beans. Sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onion, generously helping of rootcrop and rice!
amo: bigyan mo daw ng CHOPSUEY ang hampas lupang to! lagyan mo na rin ng chlorine ng malason ang hayop na to!
