Teacher: in my class i don't want to hear you speaking tagalog is that clear!?
Students: (everybody) Yes ma'am!!!
Teacher: Okay let me know your name first..
Student: Ma'am my name is... Earlyseven Strikeland Neverbroke.
Teacher: Wow! are you a Fil-Am? (filipino-american)
Student: No ma'am it is the english term of my real name... Agapito Hampaslupa Dimagiba...
