A plane was about to crash in Tacloban; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
1st Passenger: I am President Aquino, the chosen one. The Philippines needs me, I can't afford to die. (So he took the first parachute and left the plane.)
2nd Passenger (Jejomar Binay) : I am the next president of the
Philippines, so Filipinos don't want me to die. (He took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.)
3rd Person (Manny Pacquiao):I am an inspiration of many Filipinos, a lot of people depends on me. (So he grabbed the parachute next
to him and jumped.)
4th Passenger (Mayor Duterte) said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old Boy: I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
Boy: that's okay, Mayor. There's a parachute left for you. Jejomar Binay grabbed my SCHOOL BAG.
A/N: joke lang poh ito.. walang personalan.. sadyang Pro-Duterte lang talaga ako :)
