Wife: hon, paki ayos naman yong ilaw sa labas.
Husband: hello? electrician ba ako?
Wife: ah yong hagdanan nalang natin paki ayos.
Husband: hello? carpenter ba ako?
*** umalis si husband.. pag uwi niya ayos na lahat ng sira sa bahay.. Tinanong nya si wife kong sino nag ayos.. ***
Wife: kanina, a man saw me crying.. i told him about everything needed to be fixed sa house. So he offered sex or bake a cake in exchange.
Husband: so cake yong pinili mo?
Wife: hellooo baker ba ano??
