Berto is in a hurry so he used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel.
He sat down and noticed four buttons: WW, WA, PP and APR.
Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled and said to him
"Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.."
